Episode 219: Addled Quacks Roger talks to Willie, Jason, Sheriff Patterson and Dr. The episode stops when he runs out of people to be sarcastic to.
Episode 220: Never Drink Wine Willie demonstrates a common soap opera malady called EPCP, or Excessive Pre-Commercial Pausing. Episode 221: Mystery Date Maggie meets a tall, dark stranger, and Barnabas gets cane-blocked.
Episode 231: Bedside Manners The Doctor regenerates, and we break new ground in the field of recaps. Episode 232: Just Add Water A bunch of recap conversations, plus a thunderstorm. Episode 235: The Waiting Room Maggie loses blood, and then Dr. Episode 236: Extreme Makeover Maggie’s disappeared from the hospital, but the most pressing questions are: Why is there a camera in the hallway, and why does everybody keep touching Sam?
Episode 245: Tragic Malady Another great example of how Barnabas takes over the show, by being way more interesting than anyone else has ever been.
Episode 246: Family Planning We see the very last lawyer to appear on the show who doesn’t end up possessed by a witch. Episode 247: I’m Someone Else Burke touches Sam again, Maggie invents thinks, and the director tries to figure out how to shoot a scene where a grown man has a conversation while lying on his back in a coffin, without looking silly.
Episode 239: Local Girl Mysteriously Disappears An undead ghoul from the 18th century kidnaps a waitress from the local coffee shop, puts her in his dead girlfriend’s wedding dress and takes her on a make-believe date. Episode 240: Open House We review the appropriate security protocol for vampires who have a hypnotized girl on the premises. Snuffleupagus Another etiquette lesson for the criminally insane: How to react when you find uninvited guests hanging out in your house with your brainwashed girlfriend. Woodard thinks he’s going to find out who kidnapped Maggie by looking at her blood tests. Woodard shows up at the Old House and asks Willie for another blood sample, which is a totally normal thing that doctors do.
Burke is concerned, but not enough to remember his lines past sentence four. Episode 244: Indecent Proposal This episode is basically a series of escalating dares between Liz and Jason, like a very slow and dramatic game of chicken.