Also, the fact that I have been saving my first kiss for my future husband is no longer cute now that I’m 30. I may or may not have googled “How to Kiss” a few months ago. Don’t do anything with the opposite sex that you wouldn’t want your future spouse to do with someone else. Let me cancel all my coffee dates lest it be considered an emotional affair. I will also cancel my eharmony membership despite their no refund policy. I should have used that money for the building fund at church instead of my own love life. The mythology that Halloween had pagan origins prior to Christian times arose for the first time in the 19th century among Celtic scholars, who had their own personal agendas in falsifying history.They came up with the idea that October 31-November 2 were days when pagan Celtic peoples celebrated a feast of the dead known as Samhain, even though there is no historical record of such a feast among the ancient Celts. It was believed at the time that Christian feast days, such as Christmas and Easter, had pagan origins, and that the Church merely Christianized established pagan celebrations to win over converts.
Urban myths about Halloween grew during this time to scare people away from celebrating Halloween, such as making up stories of crazed adults who sought to harm innocent trick or treaters by planting poison or razor blades in children’s candy, and how pumpkins were carved to depict the facial expressions of the damned in hell.
Is it wrong that I am disappointed that there is apparently no sex in heaven? Also, holding my gas in public was becoming inconvenient, glad I can just let go and let God. Running around naked and convincing my husband to do things seems ideal. Check out more from Nina Borum on her blog and follow her on Twitter!
But there are some things that Jesus doesn’t do like take out the trash, rub my feet and you know the whole sex thing. You will find a man that loves you just the way you are. That gym membership was cutting into my fast food budget anyway. That would be easy, except that I’ve kind of always wanted to be more like Eve. Have you ever heard some ridiculous Christian dating advice?
I can take my ad entitled “Looking for Love” off of craigslist now.
According to women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30.